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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

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Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Casts 9 More Roles, Including Draco Malfoy - The Hollywood Reporter

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Sam Rockwell had his head shaved by strippers before quitting 'G.I. Jane' - Entertainment Weekly

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

What is the thing that the olden generation enjoys more than the modern generation?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?